Chris Waffle sent me the address where I found this song that his band wrote.. I like the lyrics and can't wait until he puts it up with Real Audio so we can all listen to it. I urge you to visit his site because there are some other songs with really great lyrics - Weird Al 'esque I guess.

Little Clown

Little Clown in the park
Don't you know that it's getting dark
You've been smoking crack since noon
And making x-rated animal balloons
Little clown go ride your trike
Little clown go take a hike
Little clown go honk your horn
Little clown stop reading porn

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Little clown at the door,
We don't want any more
Little clown at the door
We don't want any-

Little clown are you still here?
Finishing off your 18th beer
All the children have up and gone
While you were throwing up on the lawn
Little clown go honk your horn
Little clown stop reading porn
Little clown go ride your trike
Little clown just take a hike

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SOLO

Little clown in the tent
Straight from Hell is where you were sent
I'm going to turn you upside down
And turn that smile into a frown
Little clown you're a silly freak
Little clown your future's bleak
Little clown don't throw that pie
Little clown you're going to die!
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